.....And I'm on Drugs!
I don't know about you kids, but I'm doing GREAT!! The pain on the right side of my jaw is gone, thanks to my good friend Bayer. The left side....I've just learned how to aviod it. I've been put in charge of music for the party tomorrow night. Sweet. But have been told I may not play "Detachable Penis" or "Damn it Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" really people, whats the point?I look very french right now. Not euro trash, but french. Damn me for speaking German! Scheiße! I also realized two things while I was ironing earlier, 1) I still really hate ironing and will continue trying to avoid doing it at all costs and b) I also really want to watch a Fred Astaire movie right now. I am not really sure why.
So my mom sent me to Cost Plus today to get cocktail napkins. Thats it. Nothing else. BAD IDEA!! I walked in and became a kid in a candy store. Arms full of goodies, I make it to the check out. I pay, get handed the reciept, transaction completed right? Apparently not. The guy checking me out (bad pun. Sorry.) Asks, while giving me the 'how you doin?' look, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "um....no....I'm good." "Are you sure?" "yeah. I'm good, thanks" Thus making it official, I can't be hit on with out it being a) funny or b) creepy. But hey, he was only like 8 years older than me, so I'm doing better. TAKE THAT 60 YEAR OLDS!! HA!
I washed my sheets earlier and found a little hobbit in them. It made me wonder how long he had been there.
In other news I apparently smoked crack for lunch, that is the only thing I can think of to explain this.
posted by lulu @ 4:51 PM
1 Comments:
ok just a few things,
a) Ironing? whats that?? teach the male the art, so he can finally go to a interview looking competent!!!..(ahem..)
b)To quote King Missle from Detachable Penis.."First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either."
ok so thats like the mans worst nightmare..i mean how uncomfy would it be to walk around with socks in your undies so no one noiced you lost it!
c) Sorry about (b)..im on medication..
d) LULU!! Mate! Eurotrash or not, i need your help with some German on my lastest post on the blog!..read and tell me if the german makes any sense..and if u liked it..ok so you could get sally over and correct the german with her too!..it would be like a party and so much fun!..and you could invite me!...and..(ok so i will stop hitting on you..hey atleast im not 60..geez..)
cheers,
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